the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree

Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"

by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)

*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.

by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022

red carpet

losing streak in valorant

Me: Bro Shag Jek
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai

by Takoshi Makalashidi July 14, 2022

Skin Carpet

A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.

John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.

by Calvsiboy August 31, 2022

Operation Carpe Diem

A rogue covert operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated on October 27, 2022, resulting in peace in the Middle East, and the promise of hope and prosperity for every human on planet earth.

Operation Carpe Diem successfully prevented World War 3 from destroying mother earth.

by Tin Man 8 October 27, 2022

Lucia Capece

One who disrespects adults and has no concern for people that support her. Regardless of how much time and money they have contributed.

Lucia Capece is not a very supportive person

by Lucia C December 29, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023