Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake 

a lethal food object found in a mod in a game called "minecraft".

detective: i am sorry tto say this, but your firend is dead.

guy: oh no! how did he die?!

detective: he died while eating a Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

guy:...heh?

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake by edalbonhcet ot ebircsbus May 1, 2021

Fort Ashby Funnel Cake 

When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.

Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure

Fort Ashby Funnel Cake by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake 

A merge of many foods that is bound to kill anyone who eats it

" Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake Killed my dad"

Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake by chickenP0X_box July 6, 2022

there’s more to a cake than what’s inside 

When the final product is better than the original ingredients.

He really made that team sing. You know what they say, there’s more to a cake than what’s inside.

there’s more to a cake than what’s inside by twattry January 1, 2019

lick the icing off the cake 

Licking the icing off the cake means in other words "licking the vagina".

"He was mad because he couldn't lick the icing off the cake".

" I knew all he wanted to do was lick the icing off my cake".

lick the icing off the cake by Anonymous JT April 28, 2020

cake ass 

1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible

"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"

cake ass by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005

oreo cakesters 

the best things in the WORLD <3

these oreo cakesters are like freaking heaven.

oreo cakesters by bigxxbang May 15, 2008