Brandon

The Domestic Overachiever

If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.

Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.

by Princesscait98 January 4, 2025

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Brandon

The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.

Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."

by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021

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Brandon

if the Brandon you are thinking of is blasian then be has a huge dick is very good looking and very funny and can seem nonchalant on the outside but trust is a sweetheart on the inside, back on the cock part, Brandons cock is humongous and he knows how to use it and had the best sex.

girl: brandon is very good at sex, he gave me back shots friday and it’s sunday and i’m still walking with a limp

by The girl Brandon fucked June 26, 2023

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