piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013

Box Cars

To smoke massive ammounts of marijuana in multiple cars with the windows up and doors closed.

I do say Henry those cars in that unlit parking lot over yonder do appear to be box cars!

by Bradalicious September 2, 2005

Gay Box

When a human being displays tendencies similar to how a box with pictures of an interracial man on man orgy would (if it was granted life via gypsy tears, or covered in semen and struck by lightning)

"Is Lamont gyrating his tally whacker whilst gazing longingly into the horizon? What a Gay Box!"

by Gord Mclitteman December 15, 2011

Boom Box

An amazingly well-crafted vagina. Of the highest craftsmanship; slippery without being greasy or sloppy, but not cherry-poppin' tight. The essence of the perfectly drawn free-hand circle, everlasting nirvana, and the majority of the songs the Beatles wrote, all rolled up into one sweet burrito.

That girl's boom box is irresistable; it was made for my sauce.

by Brendan Butler May 4, 2006

Box cutter

The Islamic terrorist's switchblade and edged weapon of choice.

The towelheads on Flight 11 out of Boston were armed with box cutters.

by Papa Smurf July 27, 2005

box head

term used to describe someone from a country like russia or albaina or kosavo, also see square head

get-up box head... or 'did you see that fucking box head'

by aidan and barry October 25, 2003

Brown Box

A term used to describe a hard turn a driver just made. The notion is that the turn was so abrupt and so scary, that it would not be impossible that someone's shorts would have turned brown. It's meant to be used to acknowledge the person driving turned WAY too hard, and encourage them to drive safer and turn with more care. Another way of saying "you almost killed us with your driving"

In a car of 4 people, the driver makes a hard right turn that almost flips the car and the tires on the car squeal.
The passengers yell out "Brown Box!"

by joeschmoeseph May 11, 2022