Gay Box

When a human being displays tendencies similar to how a box with pictures of an interracial man on man orgy would (if it was granted life via gypsy tears, or covered in semen and struck by lightning)

"Is Lamont gyrating his tally whacker whilst gazing longingly into the horizon? What a Gay Box!"

by Gord Mclitteman December 15, 2011

Box of shame

A box a person uses to put guilty things in such as porn, weed, or things they're trying to forget but can't yet throw out. Also a place for emergency things such as condoms, lube, etc.

I was looking for a lighter in my brother's room and found his box of shame. He's put pictures of his ex-girlfriend in there.

by realityye July 16, 2011

piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013

Boom Box

An amazingly well-crafted vagina. Of the highest craftsmanship; slippery without being greasy or sloppy, but not cherry-poppin' tight. The essence of the perfectly drawn free-hand circle, everlasting nirvana, and the majority of the songs the Beatles wrote, all rolled up into one sweet burrito.

That girl's boom box is irresistable; it was made for my sauce.

by Brendan Butler May 4, 2006

Box cutter

The Islamic terrorist's switchblade and edged weapon of choice.

The towelheads on Flight 11 out of Boston were armed with box cutters.

by Papa Smurf July 27, 2005

box head

term used to describe someone from a country like russia or albaina or kosavo, also see square head

get-up box head... or 'did you see that fucking box head'

by aidan and barry October 25, 2003

Box worm

Box worm is a guy that's into giving women anal sex.

Charley: Look at that Box Worm over there fondling all the young women.

Dale: Think we should cock block him?

Rick: Nah dude looks so old that he can probably only use his tongue.

Charley: Some chicks love that.

Dale: It's better to be safe than sorry. I'll go destroy his game.

Rick: You go get him booi!!

by Box Worm November 24, 2019