Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.

I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.

by Hudsmee September 1, 2023

Tina Bird

A Tina Bird is the human equivalent of a cowbird. A Tina Bird will produce upwards of 8 babies awaiting adulthood to be handed off to a potential host to raise in her stead. A Tina Bird baby will always come equipped with daddy/mommy issues, ruined credit, zero ambition, mild accountability, and absolutely no understanding of how to be an adult.

Oh girl, I hope you have a good therapist because you just started dating the offspring

of a Tina Bird.

by Tina Bird September 11, 2023

The Birds Will Fly

sim. to "It is what it is"

The birds will fly

by notroel September 21, 2023

BIG BIRD

A big ass bird who takes children to either his sex chamber or his kill hole (Aka his nest) to slaughter them and adding in to his kill streak.

My child is missing, must be big bird menace to society.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022

Bird bath

When a Male ejaculates into a a woman’s belly button

“Yo did u hear Michael bird bathed Olivia”

by Tripod#8 March 4, 2022

Dirty Bird

When Your slut Girlfriend gives you head while simultaneously jerking off two of your friends

"betty is the dilch i can't believe she cruised a dirty bird on me,sam and bill!"

by Claud Winters March 19, 2005

birds milk

When you milk a bird and you need to use tweezers to extract the sweet goodness because birds nipples are quite small (and tasty!)
CAUTION: BIRD DRIES OUT AFTER A GLASS (approx. 8 0z.)

Wow, I just milked my bird. And now I have good nutricious birds milk! time to make some bird cheese! thanks paulie!!

by Ayrad Lehcar September 3, 2007