vomit beard

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.

Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"

by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014

Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018

beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself

“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.

by Urban burble January 11, 2018

Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.

Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."

by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022

neo beard

Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.

Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.

by spatialnate July 14, 2015

Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.

That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.

by zmanstreet August 19, 2013

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011