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California Shake n' Bake

The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.
Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.
by Killgeorge July 13, 2021
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Baked Submission

A baked good is stuffed into the person's mouth while they are taking it in the ass until they tap out.
My girl was horny and hungry. So I hit he with the baked submission!
by A_Small_Indian_Boy April 19, 2018
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baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.
If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.
by docbrown3 July 4, 2014
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easy baked ham

idk but i’m finna turn u into one
“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi
by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020
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Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.
"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."
by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023
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Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024
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Epic Baked

Incredibly, irreducibly stoned.
Man, that bong hits so well. I'm epic baked.
by cienade October 16, 2010
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