cousin boobed

When you are surfing social media and notice big boobs but look at the face and it is your cousin.

I was trolling Facebook and noticed this chick with big boobs but then I looked up and it was my cousin. I got cousin boobed.

by BigD'andIdontmeanDallas July 22, 2017

cone boob

When your boobs are warm and your nipples lay flat, resulting in an undesirable cone/dome like shape.

Person 1: ‘I really wanted to go braless in this Tshirt but If it’s not cold I’ll have cone boob’

Person 2: ‘cone boob is the worst, cold boobs look way better than warm boobs’

by Somebasicbetch March 9, 2019

pigeon boobs

When a woman has lop sided, saggy breasts that move back and forth whenever she walks.

Eewwwww dude! That bitch has pigeon boobs!

by Jessfuckinhayorite January 4, 2018

Blue boobs

When a nursing woman's breasts become full of milk and it becomes painful.
Like blue balls but for women

I haven't pumped in awhile, it's so sore I think I have blue boobs

by Inkedphotographer April 22, 2016

boob addicted

Can´t wait to get a hold of some boobs.

Soooo my Girl said I was boob addicted.
Yep, happens to the best of us.
Really?!
I really need some boobs.
Were both addicted.
Yup.

by LuvMateo1756 July 18, 2016

Boob squeeze

“Squeezing occurs when: There is clear indentation (e.g. dents, imprints, depressions, marks, etc.) on the female breast or clothing caused by curved fingers in a grabbing motion."

Did you see the updated FB policy on Boob Squeeze?

by Whyisthiswet December 1, 2020

zoom boobs

When your colleague accidentally shows their boobs on a Zoom call

Ashley: "Can you guys see my screen"
Me: "Nice zoom boobs"
Zoom: *Ashley left the call*

by ChiefInspekta April 15, 2021