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Man Island

A bowel movement so large, it causes the poop to peek above the water line in the toilet and produce an island of poo
Wow! ihad so much taco bell last night that when i got home i made a man island
by Th4t Guy456 August 23, 2009
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standover man

Aussie slang for an extortionist who uses physical violence (or threats thereof) to extract payment on behalf of another party.
You might pay a standover man to get some money owed to you instead of going via the police. Perhaps you might order a few broken ribs or a kneecapping as an object lesson to go along with the payment.
by dbb618 May 6, 2007
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Man up

-Verb-

1.) forget about your problem(s) because you were born with a penis, therefore it is not important to anyone that you have any problem(s)

2.) take a risk that you know is against your own interests because someone else thinks you should based on the fact that cannot carry a child to term you disposable motherfucker

3.) be silent and accept your suffering because you have testicles

4.) earn your worth because you don't have a womb and your sperm is dime a dozen.
Examples:

1.) Your wife took your kids, house, is collecting alimony and child support while denying you any access to your children. Why don't you man up, quit being a baby and take the gun out of your mouth? I'm still alive and Iv had to deal with much worse.

2.) Get up soldier! You are here to do a job and it doesn't matter if there are machine gun nests up on that hill! Man up and get up there, thats an order!

3.) I cant believe you cried when your have got smashed in that machine. You should learn to man up like the rest of us.

4.) I don't care how hot it is down in the boiler room. Man up and get back to work you pussy.
by Grievous Scopion August 26, 2013
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Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.
Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.
by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017
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Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)
''Grant put your wee man away''
by Brendan April 6, 2003
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made man

A made man is a wiseguy who has earned the trust and the respect in order to get this honor. In order to be made you must take five vows call the Omerta. If another family or wiseguy ever lays a hand on a made man that other man is dead due to the Omerta. It is an extreme honor to be made in the Mafia. To even rise past the rank of Associate your parents must be Italian and to be made you must be one hundred Italian so they can trace back your roots to the old country being Italy.
Joey Pesci killed Billy Batt's a made man in the Lucchese Crime Family. The Family turned around and shot Joey Pesci.

- Take From The Goodfellas -
by Jon Wharty May 16, 2008
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man meat

A BIG & HARD THROBBING COCK MADE TO GIVE PAIN, AND PLEASURE. Therefore it is no longer a "penis", but MAN MEAT! What any horny girl wants to use for a lolly pop.
Oh god Kevin... give me your man meat NOW <3
by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006
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