by prussland March 5, 2019
Get the Anti African Association mug.When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you
fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.
After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.
After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"
by African war lord June 22, 2019
Get the The African surprise mug.Calling someone a dirty apricotis a questionable insult but it’s a bloody good one if you ask me, it automatically puts ur opponent into shame making them feel sorry for themselves because no body else could give a fuck as their a dirty apricot.
by Paige the Bogan April 11, 2019
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You're amazing and don't doubt it- beautiful inside and out. Don't put yourself down because:
1) mad piano skills, man. Don't hide it.
2) Survived your first year of marching band
3) Kind- you're the nicest person I know (yes, he is I'm not lying)
4) You've helped me out so much and you know it
You guys if you ever meet him tell him thank you for just being alive
You're amazing and don't doubt it- beautiful inside and out. Don't put yourself down because:
1) mad piano skills, man. Don't hide it.
2) Survived your first year of marching band
3) Kind- you're the nicest person I know (yes, he is I'm not lying)
4) You've helped me out so much and you know it
You guys if you ever meet him tell him thank you for just being alive
His greatness is to great to be expressed in a sentence, but here goes:
... I can't
Sorry guys
But because I have to
Franco Aric Vitanco Bulos
yes
... I can't
Sorry guys
But because I have to
Franco Aric Vitanco Bulos
yes
by FirestormForever November 25, 2019
Get the Franco Aric Vitanco Bulos mug.A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020
Get the South african redneck mug.When you walk into a room on holiday and find your mate shagging someone with hairy legs. You convince yourself its your other mate.
Panic sets in and you grab a beer. The second friend walks by 30 seconds later which fills you with relief but then confusion sets in about how hairy this girls legs are.
Panic sets in and you grab a beer. The second friend walks by 30 seconds later which fills you with relief but then confusion sets in about how hairy this girls legs are.
Jon: I think I have seen some fucked up shit
Kellett: You mate.. whats up.
Jon: Oh thank god your here but who is upstairs?
Kellett: Dunno but she asked for Lynx Africa Steve
Kellett: You mate.. whats up.
Jon: Oh thank god your here but who is upstairs?
Kellett: Dunno but she asked for Lynx Africa Steve
by smur123 June 5, 2020
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