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angry desk deuce

To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.
I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!
by ihatect2011 July 14, 2011
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Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.
"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."
by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007
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Angry Parent Rock

Angry Parent Rock, as it is deceptively called, actually has nothing to do with rock. It has a lot to do with screaming whiney bastards yelling about how angry they are at their parents. This style of music has been made popular by such bands as Linkin Park.
Angry parent rock originated when stupid band members were finally allowed to write their own songs by their agents and managers. These band members, having the brain power of a 92 year old that has been dead for the last ten years, ended up writing an album or in some cases two or three with all songs consisting of no more than two chords and vocals with a mildly abrasive voice saying how disappointed he was in his father.
song writer 1: hey what if we did a song and the guitar went 'BAAAAAAAAA' then 'WAAAAAAAAA' 'WAAAAAAAA' then back into a 'BAAAAAA'
song writer 2: yeah that is sooooo cool and ill sing "FATHER YOU MAKE ME ANGRY. WHY WONT YOU DIE AND BURN!!!!"
song writer 1: (crying) oh why won't father support my music career.
by AngryLiam March 15, 2005
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angry cry wank

After an unsuccessful night on the pull. Your return to your bed angry and upset you haven't pulled a girl, whilst wanking and crying
I didn't pull last night, just ended up having an angry cry wank
by Jack Reacharound1234 May 28, 2013
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Angry Birds Roulette

When one is playing angry birds and he or she is going for 3 stars on a level but fails to top their highscore and shoots a remaining birds in order to attempt to gain more than 10,000 points (a bird's value).
Dude, you better try Angry Birds Roulette- fire your yellow bird at those stacks of TNT, you could dominate the highscore list.
by its a RedRocket!!!! April 12, 2011
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Angry Bearded Dragon

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.
Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.
by LtCuzco November 5, 2016
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Angry Star Fox

When you're taking a girl doggy style, suddenly slip your dick into her ass and tell her "Do a barrel roll!"
Man, I gave Susan an Angry Star Fox last night and then she told me "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"
by EV211 February 6, 2010
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