A very sexy male who will steal your girl. he has a 20 inch cock and will tear evryone's asshole apart with his dick
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Get the quote alex mug.A very beautiful girl with the perfect smile. Usually blonde with the most amazing eyes. She is often mistaken as a slut only because she's so outgoing and all the guys want to talk to her. She has a perfect body, but is super insecure about the smallest things even when people remind her that she is perfect. She has a laugh that can leave a smile on any persons face. You can't help but smile every time you're around her. She's very honest with people and lets them know exactly what she thinks. She is just an all around amazing person.
Justin: wow look at that blonde girl flirting with all those guys. She's probably just a slut.
Jake: I think she's pretty and she has a nice ass. Her name is probably Alexandra/alex
Jake: I think she's pretty and she has a nice ass. Her name is probably Alexandra/alex
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Get the Alexandra/alex mug.Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.
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