Alaskan Snowsock

When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.

I gave your mom the alaskan snowsock last night

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

alaskan road dome

Getting bouncy head on a bumpy road reminiscent of those found in AK

Ted: I got some gnarly Alaskan road dome last night

Jimmy: fuck man I didn’t know you took a vacation

by Midnightrooster69 December 20, 2024

Alakai

A white nerd with autism whose hyperfixation is probably one or all of the following: legos, Star Wars, Lego Star Wars, and modern warfare. He carries around an absolute dump truck which makes up for his obvious shortcoming

Person one:Hey Alakai hasn’t been in school in a while, what’s goin on
Person two:he’s most likely staying home stimming and building legos

by Bojangee December 24, 2024

alaskan pipeline

When a person takes a shit, freezes it, and then used the frozen fecal matter as a dildo

Man, that Alaskan pipeline was off the chain..

by Wrekt December 27, 2024

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

Alaravalization

When a Chinese non identical twin was born in Jakarta, one named Alakai mykola Arief and Rava

Oh my god! our baby is gonna be Alaravalization!

by Antijuro_1 February 6, 2025