hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.

1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.

by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.

Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer

by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Strong Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022

leak hammer

When you got a hard on and you try pissin in the toilet

Maxx has a Leak Hammer.

by leakhammer March 3, 2018

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013