Every straight man is born with a pass. A pass that allows him to have a list of three men he would fuck, without it being gay. This list is called their Pass 3 list. If you say something about a guy who you think is hot that sounds really fucking gay, remember that you have your Pass 3 list. If someone calls you out about what you said and they continue to call you gay, even after knowing said hot guy is in your Pass 3 list, that in turn legally makes said accuser a homosexual.
"Man, deadass, no homo, I'd fuck him."
"Ew nigga, that's gay. Why the fuck would you say that?"
"Oh, well he's in my Pass 3 list, so it's alright."
"Oh shit nigga, I didn't know, I'm sorry."
"Ew nigga, that's gay. Why the fuck would you say that?"
"Oh, well he's in my Pass 3 list, so it's alright."
"Oh shit nigga, I didn't know, I'm sorry."
by Mashu-sama October 21, 2019
Get the Pass 3mug. by theona <3 December 13, 2020
Get the brandon <3mug. by DATACLASSIFIED February 19, 2017
Get the 05-3mug. national sad / depressed day. today is the day where EVERYONE says is the worst day ever. if you had a good day that didn’t consist of any crying, headaches, rants, grumpiness, anxiety, or depression... YOU ARE LYING. this day will forever live on as an awful day and it shouldn’t exist in the world.
“I’ve been so upset and felt so off today. It’s been a horrible day. check the calendar, it must be November 3...”
by liv31121 November 3, 2019
Get the November 3mug. bf has to do anything your gf says for you to do, and, or gf gets to ask bf questions and has to answer truthfully.
by yuh.baby107 January 26, 2021
Get the february 3mug. Phoojoeniam: Shift-3
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by Phoojoeniam September 6, 2003
Get the Shift-3mug. November 3rd is national jean day! So on the third of the most aesthetic month wear anything you have that’s made out of denim or jean fabric. Such as jean jackets, hats or practically anything!
by Huge Melanie Martinez fan November 1, 2019
Get the November 3mug.