Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)

Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.

by a person better than you December 29, 2020

show me your nails

When you ask your partner (in this instance a woman in general) to show their nails and another things more explicitly as she can take

Her breast in her hands

-"i asked her "show me your nails" and she sent a pic of her tits with her nails over them"
-"what color where the nails?"
-"huuh idk"

by Trunkishamuel January 1, 2022

I will end your life

A verbal threat used to scare someone or to inform someone that you are about to murder them and end their life/existence.

Roy: I will end your life if you keep talking to me.
Steve: did you really just threaten me? By saying your going to end my life??

by ZachLightsUp September 23, 2023

Echoing in your jockstrap

looking for their small penis or genitals

Is your penis that small or are you echoing in your jockstrap?

by jondich February 11, 2020

jockin your jimmies

Foolin around, messin with you, Just a bit of tom foolery,

Bro, I was just jockin your jimmies

by Gamestrum October 18, 2022

Your mum

my favorite person on Earth

- We need to break up, I think I have a crush on your mum

by veryclosefriend26 November 22, 2021

National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 7, 2019