An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 22, 2019
Get the blown out clarinetmug. The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.
The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.
Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.
Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.
In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.
by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019
Get the Shaolin 42 fake-outmug. by LK.may September 7, 2022
Get the draw me outmug. A humorously-lighthearted question dat you smilingly ask of one or more people who are busily traipsing in and out of a house and moving around da front yard carrying large quantities of household items.
You can jokingly ask someone, "You MOVIN' IN or MOVIN' OUT?" during any "major goods-transporting" occasion, even if they are clearly just renovating, spring cleaning, etc.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the You MOVIN' IN or MOVIN' OUT?mug. Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.
In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.
Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?
In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.
Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?
by Dave1256 March 7, 2024
Get the Leaving the dog out to drymug. True out is true out.
Open for interpretation like saying "bet" or "fuck" saying "true out" is universal and has infinite uses.
Open for interpretation like saying "bet" or "fuck" saying "true out" is universal and has infinite uses.
Man 1: Dude... 3ODs newest song is fire broskii
Man 2: true out, especially while trippin broskii
Man 1: true out
Man 2: true out, especially while trippin broskii
Man 1: true out
by _gr8misfit59_ November 19, 2019
Get the TRUE OUTmug. by anonymous June 22, 2025
Get the Out deadcelledmug.