SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.

Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.

by SDSAnonymous November 5, 2013

black belt in sucking dick

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick

Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.

by Pap¡ March 1, 2017

That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

by meatpigeon November 25, 2009

red hot dicking

are you kidding me

cheyenne: buttcheese.
holly: Are you red hot dicking me right now?

by holly & cheyenne September 24, 2008

Little Dick Syndrome

This is when a male was the worst attitude towards you for putting him in his place.

male: come over

female: i’ve got a man. you know this

male: it’s funny how you think i care
female:wow. yikes. little dick syndrome.

by fuqdidPu$$y July 29, 2018

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin

by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010

suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!

why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

by diggitty March 4, 2011