The Man aka Government

often referred as a african man or the black man as being the most powerful and dominant. mainly the government in power

the man aka Governmentwants to take your power away bro

by MICK-DOG June 10, 2021

Man Fever

That longing urge to be loved and affectioned by a man, and obtain ultimate intimacy, even when you are not horned up from your period.

I am so horny and boy-crazy, lately, and in need of a few good times, that I think I have Man Fever.

That guy is so much man, that I think I might faint just by looking at/touching him!!

by Blonde Knowledge Harvester June 29, 2014

Rusty Tin Man

What happens after Dorothy sits on the Tin Man's face

The rusty tin man never wins!

by BeatleBabe007 November 19, 2024

Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023

tool of the man

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly

Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man

by pie r squared October 17, 2019

bacteria man

A rare insult used by kids these days, especially for Travis Scott.

-Who is that?
-That is bacteria man, mom

by Lincoln Ler May 27, 2023

mommy milk man

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.

Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!

by GotBUSH November 21, 2016