duke the man

he is too dark to handle. if you ever see him RUN immediately. but you may shimmy

maddie: whats duke the man ?
Gigi: the ugly man!
Maddie: HEY ! *shimmys away*

by gigi888 August 23, 2020

Baddest man in the northwest

A spineless creature from the depths of the darkest place…
A key board warrior without a spine…
A person who hides there identified from others because they are weak…
A person who drives a bus…in Bolton

A person who goes the gym because they have no life…

Baddest man in the northwest …spineless

by Big bad man October 27, 2021

Pickle Man

A salesman who loves to mention how well his sales are.

John has 40% of the companies sales. He won’t shut up about it. What a pickle man

by funnymanbro December 6, 2023

Man Fever

That longing urge to be loved and affectioned by a man, and obtain ultimate intimacy, even when you are not horned up from your period.

I am so horny and boy-crazy, lately, and in need of a few good times, that I think I have Man Fever.

That guy is so much man, that I think I might faint just by looking at/touching him!!

by Blonde Knowledge Harvester June 29, 2014

The Ant-man

When you put your dick in someones ass before it's hard, then you let it expand (grow) and tear the person's ass in two.

Last night John did The Ant-man on me, and now I can't walk.

by Big_Sex April 14, 2019

Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can

“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”

by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022

mommy milk man

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.

Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!

by GotBUSH November 21, 2016