I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

Your mom

win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.

or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.

or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.

by ooo shit November 13, 2021

Your mom

Some one that is hot and was in my bed last night

Person: where were you last night
You: With your mom.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

your mom

your mom

dave: hey lexi
lexi:hey dave
dave: i did your mom last night!
lexi: ................
dave: laughs

by kakapoopooo April 18, 2022

Your Mom

The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback

Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;

by Your_Motherdvnsdjhvpoeadjcof January 22, 2022

your mom

An insult to someones mom or guardian or just to make someone feel bad.

your mom is so fat she doesn't need internet because she is world wide.

by funny guy who is kinda stupid November 3, 2021

ye bomba your mom gay

it just ryhmes innit, your mom might actually be gay tho i mean she like your dad thats kinda gay innit

did you know ye bomba your mom gay, that kinda crazy!

by words innit January 31, 2024