Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023

John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021

bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.

"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"

by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019

Flappy Birds

An old mans saggy balls

James has flappy birds

by DinoTrainSquad April 25, 2015

Dirk Bird

The dream team duo of anything and everything ever.

Hey bro, who the hell is Jordan and Lebron compared to Dirk Bird

by BroZone555 February 6, 2017

Bird watch

When a gay guy or a group of gays go some where to see guys bulges.( the bulges are the birds) Usually during basketball short season or sweatpants season.

I'm at the gym bird watching.

The daddies are out at the mall so I decided to bird watch.

by The gayyyyyy October 25, 2022

piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019