Neck-Slap

1.To slap someone's neck with your hand
2.The other person says,or does something stupid

1.Thats a "neck-slap"
2.Look there's a dead bird (looks up) Where? "NECK"

by Soms November 16, 2013

love slap

A firm slap across the face with the male genitals.

Dude! He totally got love slapped last night.

by blooo November 19, 2007

fish slap

To beat relentlessly with a fish, usually with a large trout or tuna

That dude was pissing me off, so I FISHSLAPPED him with a tuna.

by weirdo June 27, 2003

cock slap

The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........

Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.

by pippy longfstockings September 9, 2006

Danza Slap

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

by Keith June 19, 2004

Text-Slap

The act of copying a large block of text, often something with dense academic language, such as college papers, and pasting it into a chat function, often without provocation.

Joe: Hey man, what's up?

Steve: We sought to extend instrument validation research for the Systematic Screening for Behavior Disorders (SSBD) (Walker & Severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. Associations between Critical Events, Adaptive Behavior, and Maladaptive Behavior indices of the SSBD were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the Achenbach Child Behavior Checklist-Teacher's Report Form (TRF) (Achenbach, 2001). Both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. Overall convergent validity of the SSBD and TRF was strong, particularly for TRF externalizing problems and associated syndromes. Results provide further support for use of the SSBD in the assessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.

Joe: AAH! The hell!?

Steve: Gotcha. Text-slapped.

((Text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))

by Stone the Mighty May 4, 2010

chode slap

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face

Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.

by Craven Cox February 25, 2005