Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.

b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do

by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020

walking pussies

A typical behavior adopted by some women which involves walking from club to club in order to get a good bang. Can often be compared to prostitutes or whores, only they are much more shy and dirty than their relatives.

Jo: Hey let's go to the (Insert name) club, I've heard it had walking pussies all over the place!

Max: Yeah right! Let's show our pipes and we're good.

by TheRemedyMaker August 7, 2014

Burn walk

When you go on a walk to smoke weed

Sup broski I went for a burn walk today. The weed was dank!!!

by Kush_kingdom August 25, 2016

walking infection

A person whose appearance gives the impression that he or she has a virus or contagious disease that can be spread through any sort of physical or sexual contact.

That skank with the tramp stamp is a walking infection, so I just stay away from her.

by boratfan April 20, 2009

Walk Funny

When people are out of the ordinary, either weird, akward or odd.

The people in my school walk funny

by Mia Kara September 15, 2020

Plug walk

When someone (possibly intoxicated) is walking in a retarded way. An obvious sign if someone’s drunk or high. Coined by rich the kid.

“i don’t know how i didn’t get caught high last night, i was plug walking so bad”

“damn that mf plug walking!”

by pissthan June 17, 2021