Up and Under

A hand job consisting of an able body individual (preferably a women) extending either hand between the receivers legs from behind. While stroking the stiff shaft with said hand the forearm provides a resting platform for the testicles. This can be accomplished using either a forehand or backhand grip.

Fuck coffee, and Up and Under is the only way to start the day off right.

by anonymous March 18, 2022

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

sweat on my underboob

A term used by the Kubz Scouts when the gaming experience is getting intense.

I need to calm down, I have sweat on my underboob right now.

by kinno September 17, 2022

Dave Lee Down Under

A YouTuber who is the Australian equivalent to Dan Schneider.

Dave Lee Down Under really gets down under.

by Iron Lez September 26, 2022

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.

I’m under a lot of pressure

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

quigley down under

When a man cums under a woman’s fupa, and allows the cum to mature into a chud baby. Thus treating the fupa like a marsupials pouch.

Erik picked up a BBW at the bar last night and gave her the ol quigley down under

by Mfaro April 12, 2023