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Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.
"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."
by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017
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White headed turkey

Argumentative, delinquent youth with general lack of respect for any type of knowledge or proven fact. Behavior is generally caused by confusion of their sexuality.
Julian is a white headed turkey yo.
by Fuhqjules January 9, 2019
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operation turkey swap

During a presentation, it is the act of swapping in prepared data to stand in for actual data that would otherwise take time to process, in an effort to present to an audience seamlessly and avoid delays. The origins of "operation turkey swap" come from a television trick performed on cooking shows, where a prepared turkey could be immediately displayed without having to wait for any cooking time.
Without operation turkey swap, Business would've thought our application was slow!
by kh-dev June 6, 2019
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greasy turkey ass

aye man i just ate a greasy turkey ass
by the scientist! January 6, 2022
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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
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Ground turkey no beef

There’s no beef / we’re not fighting
Idk dude i feel like you hate me
Bitch ground turkey no beef stfu
by Deez2000 October 14, 2021
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Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.
That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.
by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021
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