Midas Touch Effect

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.

“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”

by Sxftware April 12, 2022

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

Sammy’s Touch

When you fingerin a girl so good! Just like Sammy Jackson. Aka Samuel Jackson

“ gave dat bitch the Sammy’s Touch”

by Streetlyfe1billion January 7, 2021

Green Touch Landscaping

Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.

Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard

by LawnMaster January 18, 2021

le touch

When a character touches or does something in a meme, people normally add "le| before the verb to make it funny.

*le me at bed summer*
*le touch le wall *
*it's cold*
"STICK ON THE WALL!!!"

by vikmcsrb January 24, 2021

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities

“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”

by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021