google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011

Google

the answer to all your questions

Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?

by The defenitor January 26, 2021

google

its gonna die...

google it. now.

by Funmoring46 July 29, 2021

Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.

My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.

by bigspence April 6, 2019

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!

I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!

by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023

Google Worm

When you recurringly remember a question about the world and that you should search the internet for the answer, but can't at that moment, then later forget to do so.
Similar to an ear worm.

Whenever I do the washing up I get an Google Worm about 'why the sky is blue?' but I never get around to looking it up

by jpbtube July 19, 2022