Ice Palace Jam

Fill a small baloon with a drink of your choice, freeze it. Insert it into the rectum with the tied end exposed. Have vaginal sex with the woman ontop. Usually preceeds a Surprise Spring.

After intercourse, or during, when the iced drink has melted, pierce a hole in the exposed part of the balloon and the guy/girl drinks the fluid that "springs" from the anus.

I enjoyed playing in my girl's" Ice Palace Jam" last night, but particularly enjoyed the "Surprise Spring" I drank out of her ass!

by Lite Beer December 2, 2022

Malaysian Jam Tango

Sex act wherein you repeatedly penetrate a menstruating vaginal cavity with your tongue. Optional side of Kingston Mudslide.

I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

Jim Jam James

Jim Jam James is a great friend. He isn't the right guy to talk about feelings. He is the kind of person to just have fun with and laugh with. Jim Jam Jameses can be sensitive so watch what you say to them. They have dark hair and eyes and they are smart and athletic. Jim Jam Jameses enjoy playing video games, sports, and watching movies. They usually make lots of friends, but have only one best-best friend. They are great to laugh with and just talk to. They love to share their smarts with EVERYONE and their activities.

Tom: That's my friend Jim Jam James.
Bill: Oh yeah he's best friend.

by helpful person alpal May 15, 2022

Jam Sandwich

Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.

Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.

by The Goose named Colgate February 21, 2011

jam eater/s

children, kids, young ones.

i got like 5 jam eaters to feed at home

by scotty February 16, 2003

def jam vendetta

BEST. GAME. EVER!!! I love it! A wrestling game with Ludacris, WC, Method Man, Redman, Scarface, Joe Budden, DMX, Capone, and my personal favorite, N.O.R.E . It's so bad, it's good. Super-cheesy dialogue, with bitch-fights through out. Beware of playstation thumb, though.

Def Jam Vendetta...I could play it for DAYS!

by Nastina September 24, 2005

Alabama log jam

when a lady is trying to poop on your chest and your friend forces it back in with his wiener and you get your buddies to help him with their wieners

Carly came over after cinco de quatro and was trying to empty her money bin on my chest but Chester and his friends gave her the old Alabama log jam and that was the end of her.

by Uncle Screwj May 7, 2017