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The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
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popcorn nut

Short, high velocity bursts of semen that can burn the mouth during oral sex.
Guy 1: "Bro, I just busted a popcorn nut in my dog's mouth. I think I need to take her to the vet."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that's gnarly bro. Can I try next week?"
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On A Bitches Nut

On a Bitches Nut is when a male or female is trying to slide in the panties of a female.By making the girl feel like shes the

only girl in the world.A person who suffers from On A Btiches Nut seem to make a female feel like she is the funniest person alive,complimenting all their school work(in a schooling environment)or sending them lame memes over social media, that are funny to her but are not funny ,A person therefore enters a state of being ON A BITCHES NUT.This term only apply to people trying to get with females.Similar to HoesB4Brositis Being infected with On A Bitches Nut can be cured with a quick hit and quit it.
Mate Block is being a right dickhead.I reckon he is On A Bitches Nut at the moment.
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nuts in the face

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"
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Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on
Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..
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Shifty Nut

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
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Academian Nut

1. A person who is crazy about education. A student or Scholar who is nuts.

2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
1. Student: Hello Professor, Here is my homework for last week, next week, and for the rest of the semester.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!

2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
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