monster legends

The best game ever PERIOD

person 1: do ya play monster legends?
person 2: yes! I have 100 monsters!
person 1: really?! I only have 67!

by mumbo jumbo huge fan November 4, 2020

Rap Monster

Rap monster is a korean rapper who is better than every other rapper in the game. (sikeeeee, he’s doo doo)

“Bruh my bars are almost as good as Rap Monsters”

by dat_boi_isaiah November 23, 2018

swamp monster

When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.

As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.

by Billy Dracula September 20, 2009

Cookie Monster

An over-weight individual who overindulges in food, particularly sweets and pastries.

"No way I'm inviting that fucking cookie monster over again, bitch ate all my pop tarts last time!"

by pikku myy November 12, 2003

Monster problems require monster solutions

A "quote" on Call Of Duty Mobile for a six-shooter that is the J358 and it has a skin that's called Abomination which is a monster on Zombies Mode, originated from the phrase "Modern problems require modern solutions" from Chappelle

When you unlock the J358 with 100 shards it will have this description saying Monster problems require monster solutions which is funny, Good Job Tencent

by HNGHNGHNG January 30, 2020

Smoke monster

(v.) Getting farted on whilst giving fellatio and/or cunnilingus; orig. Lost; can be quite upsetting for the receiving person especially during 69

"Yeah, it was awesome last night when I smoke monstered Cindy, but she didn't agree."

"I couldn't believe Tom farted when I was giving him a blowy - he totally smoke-monstered me."

by WalterFrankensniffs March 13, 2010

cookie monster

a puppet on Sesame Street who sounds like the faggot ass wannabe rapper named ja rule

ja rule sounds like the cookie monster

by pimp daddy dollars January 10, 2005