Jack Colin Jones

just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina

Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine

by bruh_god January 11, 2022

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

juberoni jones

juberoni is a verb used in a sentence when someone is being extremely quiet during Thanksgiving.

He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.

by Malicious Vicious Viscous Ben November 8, 2022

Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: [phone]. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide pi by 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

Leo Jones

A great friend who makes everyone around them happier.

Drew: Man, that Leo Jones guy is pretty cool

by Urboidaboi November 16, 2021

indiana jones

Indiana, most commonly known in indiana jones is a rather talented hot sexy mofo who really was an incredible actor

His movies are for comfort, watch them

“indiana jones is on! come watch it right now it’s actually so good”

by emeei ;) November 23, 2021

Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023