butt me!

To ask for a cigarette. Probably originated from the Three's Company TV series when Jack Tripper is trying to act tough in a bar and exclaims "butt me!"

Gord : "Hey Doug....butt me!"
Doug: "You owe me so many cigarettes, buy your own fucking butts"
Gord: "Sorry man, I just wanted to smoke with ya"
Doug: "ok man - here"
Gord: "Light me!"

by 4sail July 17, 2006

Windows ME

This operating system resembles a piece of horse crap more than an actual operating system. It lasts about as long as a bridge made of matchsticks and held together by Elmers Glue before it crashes. Sure it's nice to look at, but so is a Mercedes-Benz with Yugo parts running it. I'm sorry I can't give a detailed review of Windows ME - my copy crashed after just three days.

Operating systems I've had:

2007 - Present
Windows Vista
Lifespan: 2 1/2 years, no crashes, minor problems from time to time

2005 - 2007
Windows XP
Lifespan: 2 years, no crashes, computer still in operating condition as of 2010
Fate of computer: Partially Retired

2004 - 2005
Windows XP
Lifespan: 1 year, 10 months, no crashes
Fate of computer: Retired

2002 - 2004
Windows ?? (not ME)
Lifespan: 1 year+, no crashes
Fate of computer: Retired

December 25, 2002 - December 28, 2002
Windows ME
Lifespan: 3 days
Fate of computer: Crashed, inoperable after crash of 12/28/2002

Thank you Windows ME for giving me a perspective on what a crappy, poorly working operating system feels like

by hoyclan June 08, 2010

Ants Are Me

a common misprounciation of "answer me"

"Ants Are Me DAMNIT!!!"

by the aunts June 01, 2004

Hello, it's me

A lyric from Hello by Adele usually used as a joke after some greets you.

Hi Alex

"Hello, it's me'

by iraqie_beauty January 03, 2016

Me for longer

A phrase you say when something happened to both you and someone else, but it happened to you for a longer period of time. Such as if it took you 3 hours to do something and some else comes up and is all like, "Yo man, the jive took me like 2 hours to do, I was worken on that forever." You then would say, "Me for longer".
It also has relevance in skateboarding and surfing such as if you slide a rail or ride a wave for longer thn some one else. You win because it was you for longer.

Dustin and Justin were talking about how they both went out with the same chick, but since Justin lasted longer, he called, "Me for longer, fool".

by Stuy The One (Lewis) October 02, 2005

mini-me

(adjective) Exceedingly small; restricted in size by comparison with most others of the same kind or class.

(overheard in an office with shared cubicles) "Why do I always get this mini-me chair? I cant even reach the desk!" or... "I used to drive a station-wagon. Now I can't even fit my groceries in this stupid mini-me car."

by {M} June 06, 2005

come at me

To approach, speak to, or interact with in any fashion.

Some broad didn't like the opinions on my web site, so she came at me all crazy talkin' mad trash in an e-mail.

by buddhablaze January 28, 2003