Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.

Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.

by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 14, 2011

Gutta monkey

My little brother Ellis

Gutta monkey come here / Gutta monkey mom wants you

by Eve banks September 10, 2022

Monkey Lord

The definition of Jad , a monkey ruler and powerful being , can control monkeys left and right. Jad is hot and amazing. He is capable of fricking anything and is a god.

Monkey : Oooga Monkey hail Jad Monkey Lord
Jad: Monkey have banana

by Minecraft Monkey Mod April 18, 2021

Monkey pudge

When a transgender eats a cantaloupe out your bunghole

Yo big bruh I met a trans last night and it hit me with the monkey pudge

by Roger rollings November 12, 2022

rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

Slag Monkey

1) A person obsessed with metal work involving welding and torch cutting.

2) A person who likes to chip hot slag off fresh welds with no face shield.

Did you see that amorphous, strange, bat sculpture Ted was welding? That slag monkey wasn't even waiting for his welds to cool before chipping off the slag, I think he has second degree burns on his face and I swear a piece of slag flew up his nose.

by Thrax Secutores September 25, 2011

monkey hug

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist

Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird

by Mr. NiceGuy September 18, 2015