Crack and Cheese

when you make Mac and Cheese but sprinkle it with cocaine.

Just made some crack and cheese mmm yummy

by poopman167 May 2, 2021

bag crack

The crease in the bag that holds tiny tasty morsels. You have to dig and work to get at it, but in the end... jackpot.

man: this bag is empty
woman: did you check the bag crack?
man: ohhhhh! Cheetos dust!

by djtimyd July 31, 2017

Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.

“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?

by millczarr June 19, 2021

Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol

My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

crack fishing

A type of way of catching big ass fuckin fish using a crack rock

Damn Darrel caught a phat ass fish I think he's crack fishing.

by asavage5190 January 20, 2018

Crack Romance

A dysfunctional relationship between two crack heads. Often involving sexual favors in exchange for drugs.

I wish I could find a great guy to be in a crack romance with so that I wouldn't have to sell my body for drugs.

by CabanaGurl August 23, 2009

crack ninja

1. Individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people's butt crack in public.

2. Mass Effect race, Human Male Infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. The character can also be invisible like a ninja.

"George Clooney's crack was on TMZ thanks to the crack ninja."
"Dude, I'm running around this map like a crack ninja."

by KaitlynNTom January 30, 2014