Lanor Teacher

Does not give 2 shits about their students and are mostly comprised of shitty twerps looking for a reason to legally TORTURE children, they also would sacrifice their students for fucking cup of coffee, the gym teacher talks slow as fuck, 90% of the teachers and bald pedo's and have no life. They are degenerates in the form of a adult.

man this "Lanor Teacher" is so good: no one EVER
Im So happy that I got this exact "Lanor Teacher": also no one ever

by Sporkk May 8, 2024

English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

Vegan Teacher

Vegan Woman who rants on people for liking non vegan food. Why? It's just food. Basically your vegan-traditional food. Vegan Teacher often makes fun of people who disagrees with her. Seriously? A 30 year old vegan posting unfunny vegan content? Please, can someone stop her?

Eat your vegetables. What this means is that Vegan Teacher tells you to eat vegan food such as vegetables, egg, fish, and all that stuff.

by Carlito 💵 February 3, 2025

agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.

chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck

by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026

Chinese teacher

1 Often a woman or man who lets you off even if you forget to bring things or doesn't listen on lessons. 2 But their lessons are extremely boring and they are often communists and loves China.

1
Student A: Phew that Chinese teacher let me off fucking hell, man.
Student B: The fuuckkk?? The Spanish teacher just gave me a H- for breathing! I didnt even know that was possible!!!
2
Chinese teacher: China is a good country blah blah blah
5 hours later...
Chinese teacher: Plays Chinese national anthem

by Dabookwyrm February 17, 2026

Bald Teacher

A lot of teachers are like this, some are named Kevin, some are named fart head. We love them

You are my favorite bald teacher

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025