bruna and taylor

a swagg crackhead that trips balls whenever they can

Bruna: Holy shit I'm jesus
Taylor;I'm trap god. we are swag
Bruna and Taylor are based god

by Taylor Angela Smith November 19, 2013

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Team Taylor

When you are on team Edward for Twilight (books)

but when you saw Rob you got mad that HE was playing the hottest guy in the world

and the guy that plays Jacob was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH HAWTER that you became Team Jacob for the movies only...thus Team Taylor

Me: Edward is soooooo hawt why would they cast Robert Pattinson as Edward

Jamie: I dont know Taylor is soooooo much hawter i love him

Me: Same here im Team Edward forever but I'm team Taylor for the movies

Jamie: ditto

by EdwardCullenKevinJonasLover July 6, 2010

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taylor berch

A stupid hoe that sucks dick

You stupid Taylor berch

by Rolex101 May 20, 2016

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Taylor Swift

Not wanting to miss out on seeing your friends in a bar, you pop in for 1 drink despite being incredibly busy.

Dave on the phone: "Mate come down to the Jolly Nags Chariot & Monkey Castle, everyone's here!"
You: "Can't mate, got shit loads on at the moment."
Dave on the phone: "Come on! Just a Taylor Swift."

by Pig Treat August 26, 2013

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Taylor Swift

An attractive younger female of questionable age; strattling the line between legal and underage whose public behavior or attire show immaturity. Males may be hesitant to approach due to uncertainty of legal reprocutions.

There were Taylor Swifts everywhere at Old Navy.
or
There was a total Swift sitting in front of us at Twilight.
or
Check out that Taylor Swift over there in the Hanna Montana shirt.

by Dog-Bear January 14, 2010

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