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Boom stick 

When you've had a jammed gun for weeks and it finally releases, tearing the insides of you're penis causing massive amounts bleeding. This typically leads to lots of hospital visits.
Hey tom, I'm in the hospital because I've had jammed gun for weeks, and my girlfriend finally gave me a boom stick last night.

noob stick 

A noob stick a PC players way to refer to a joystick or joypad used for gaming consoles.
GamingConsolePlayer: How about a game of Halo?
PCPlayer: Playing with a noob stick? Why don't you come play a real game on a real computer?
noob stick by Bjerge May 19, 2006

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. 

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

stick-in-the-mud 

A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.

Conservative.
Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband.
stick-in-the-mud by bonmot58 December 8, 2012

nigger stick 

commonly known as a nightstick, what racist cops call the blunt object they carry around (not the one on top of their neck)
got your gun? got your badge? got your nigger stick? let's go inflict some peace and justice.
nigger stick by hoopdehoo July 6, 2006

I'd let him stick the tip in

When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.

Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.
Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.