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ground spoon

A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly
person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop

person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon
by thaankspete October 14, 2017
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cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
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raining boots and spoons

To rain eally hard as if being stepped on by many boots or hit with many spoons.
Its raining boots and spoons out here today.
by Boots24601 September 7, 2022
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Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.
Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!
by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021
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Tiny spoon

If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you
“They gave me a tiny spoon they must really like me
by Bin.Fin December 6, 2022
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Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020
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metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.
He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.
by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012
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