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fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.
Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
by Bad C dev October 31, 2022
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Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.
Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019
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High Speed Chase

Going on a cocaine or drug bender over the course of partying during a night.

Origin: The phrase root from Latarrian Milton's comments during an interview where he stole his Grandmother's car and commented on going on "wanting to do bad things, bad things is fun" and "doing hoodrat things with his friends". In that conversation he explained he went on a "high speed chase" with his friend who "smokes cigarettes".
Andrew went on a high speed chase with Katie and some other folks last night and now they are hurting this morning.
by banute7 November 20, 2009
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Speed run

a game where a guy drives to a girls house, attempts to get a blow job or better while his friends smoke a bowl and when the bowl is finished the boy has to come out.
we had a tournament for Speed runs so we drove to kate's and James went into her house and got a blow job while we got high then he came out and we raced away to the next chicks house.
by joanieloveschachie June 22, 2012
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speed bump

3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps
by G-U-N October 11, 2004
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Speed Racer

The act of Lining up 2 rows of cocaine 5 lines long parrallel to one another and then Snorting both rows as fast as you can.
Dude 1: Hey man you hear about steve?
Dude 2: Yeah man he did a speed racer and now hes permafried!
Dude 1: Thats fucked up man. *snort*
by VikingBrewman666 May 31, 2010
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high speed

A specialty drink combined with hyphy juice and alcohol. Usually made in san francisco
Damn, that high speed got to my head hellla quick!
by tmariee March 5, 2008
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