by codenamesmash December 29, 2008
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
A catnip toy made by taking an unwanted sock and stuffing it with polyfil and catnip. Thousands of Happy Socks are made every year and donated to homeless cats at animal shelters in the U.S. and internationally.
by The Happy Sock Lady July 26, 2009
In jail, you get many varieties of prolapsed rectums, and the black sock occurs when one penetrates or sodomizes a north american land ape, a.k.a. an african american.
by Dibblesnapps123 March 08, 2009
by magpo December 30, 2014
A person whose purpose in life is nothing more than to wipe up or catch cum. Basically, a worthless person.
by Jay$18 February 13, 2007
A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.
1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"
"um..sock story"
2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
IT WAS BLUE!"
"um..sock story"
2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
by Uknown, Unknown June 12, 2010
To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.
by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022