Neck-Slap

1.To slap someone's neck with your hand
2.The other person says,or does something stupid

1.Thats a "neck-slap"
2.Look there's a dead bird (looks up) Where? "NECK"

by Soms November 16, 2013

love slap

A firm slap across the face with the male genitals.

Dude! He totally got love slapped last night.

by blooo November 19, 2007

fish slap

To beat relentlessly with a fish, usually with a large trout or tuna

That dude was pissing me off, so I FISHSLAPPED him with a tuna.

by weirdo June 27, 2003

cock slap

The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........

Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.

by pippy longfstockings September 9, 2006

Danza Slap

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

by Keith June 19, 2004

Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

Slap Dance

The act of slapping your penis back and fourth against your body, either side to side or up to down, to create a slapping noise.

One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.

"Hey Jon, Ill give you 20 buck ifs you go in the kitchen and do a slap dance in front of grandma"

by con serving time January 19, 2011