A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.
The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.
The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.
Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!
Troll: You prove my point.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!
Troll: You prove my point.
by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017
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Get the Salty mug.Being completely high strung with complete bitter disregard of other people's feelings through your words or actions to make yourself feel validated or superior.
Friend 1: Do you like Pearl from 'Steven Universe'?
Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.
Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.
by Serean7 April 26, 2017
Get the Salty mug.(Adjective): - Anger, bitterness, or sulkiness in response to a being put in a situation one finds disagreeable and/or unfair. For instance, one could be salty after experiencing a sporting or political defeat, having a joke made at one's expense, or being placed in an unpleasant situation (such as being given extra work by one's boss).
Being "salty" is generally a sign of emotional immaturity, as the situation is rarely as unfair as the salty individual believes it to be. Most of the time they're just whining because things didn't go their way.
Grumbling, sarcasm, snapping, moodiness, and even outright hostility are all examples of "salty" behaviour.
The term is likely derived from the fact that salt has an acrid and bitter flavour.
Being "salty" is generally a sign of emotional immaturity, as the situation is rarely as unfair as the salty individual believes it to be. Most of the time they're just whining because things didn't go their way.
Grumbling, sarcasm, snapping, moodiness, and even outright hostility are all examples of "salty" behaviour.
The term is likely derived from the fact that salt has an acrid and bitter flavour.
"Gareth was really salty after his team lost the game yesterday. He's been sulking in his room ever since."
"Don't be like that, Jen. It was just a harmless prank. There's no need to be so salty about it."
"Don't be like that, Jen. It was just a harmless prank. There's no need to be so salty about it."
by Grymbald April 26, 2017
Get the salty mug.Someone that plays League of Legends, in the server EUNE, whom is usually with high ammounts of sodium chloride in their body. You can usually find them under the alias: "xXDestroyerXx", "ToxicDude99", "Dont read this" and "Just a Prank Bro".
by Ranheta April 30, 2017
Get the salty eune player mug.When one of your friends can't handle almost anything going their way. Or when things just don't add up. Either getting upset or confused or just plain tagging them in things online to have fun.
Eg.
Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
by Thelivejay May 8, 2017
Get the Salty mug.When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017
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