Profinet

Profinet (noun)
A brand of condom known for its high failure rate, its difficult implementation and painful usage. Most Profinet users regret ever trying Profinet and are left with life-long scars. It is endorsed by Semens globally and is especially popular in Europe.

Etymology: A portmanteau of Medieval Latin "prophylacticus" meaning "to guard against" and middle English "nett" meaning "a trapping device".

My bitch got pregnant due to a Profinet failure.

by Whorizon February 15, 2023

profesora

Te mira que flipas en la cafetería. Guapísima. Va siempre (o casi siempre) con su amigo GAY. Muy importante este detalle. Es super guapa. Pero muy guapa. Cuando le abres la puerta, te da las gracias y te sonríe. Te sonríe porque le gustas. Le gustas tú, no su amigo gay. Tú = Edu.

*Edu le sujeta la puerta*
profesora: *sonríe sincera y seductivamente* gracias *enamorada instantáneamente*
Edu: hechísima

*En la cafetería*
Chiara: oye quién es esa que te mira que flipas?
Edu: es la profesora

by thatswhatshesaidfactous March 10, 2023

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professional Humaning

(verb) Being a Professional Human.

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023