Post A Stump 

Getting rid of ones excrement. To defecate. A solid but not too hard turd. Perfectly tapered so your asshole won't slam shut.

All I want to do is post a stump in peace but I always end up getting inturdupted.

After taking my wheatgerm I can always post a stump like a champ! I swear it knocks something loose!

Post A Stump by projectmatter July 14, 2009

Post Wank Hands

The state your hands are in after a wank

Post Wank Hands

Post Wank Hands by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

Post Epic Neurotic Idiot Syndrome

Post = P
Epic = E
Neurotic = N
Idiot = I
Syndrome= S

All men / trannys have it.

Wife: Do you have Post Epic Neurotic Idiot Syndrome?
Man: Yes, yes in fact i do. I have a severe case of it

Post Epic Neurotic Idiot Syndrome by aMillionAsians February 19, 2011

post-relationship swag

1. the way a person carries himself after a relationship to show the opposite sex he is "single and ready to mingle"

2. all the crap, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up

Ex. "Did you see Caleb's post-relationship swag? It's obvious he's ready to move on."

Ex. "I'm burning all the pictures because I don't want to keep the memories, but I'm definitely keeping this Tiffany's bracelet as my post-relationship swag."

post-relationship swag by WhatSheSaid August 22, 2012

Post Whore 

To display (an announcement) in a place of public view and having compromised principles for personal gain.

High Post Count + Low Quality Post = Post Whore

Please see any post on www.toprotege.com by Junior

Post Whore by Your Friends at TOPROTEGE.COM February 9, 2005

post malone

White rapper that thinks he's a nigga. He wears also chains, has gold teeth and cornrows in his hair. Just maybe good at basketball. Fucks hoes and smokes gwai.

Jeff you look like post Malone you try hard.

post malone by Oros01 July 11, 2016

Post porn depression 

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.

He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.

Post porn depression by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016