piss white

When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.

My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.

Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*

by Cock k November 25, 2019

piss turtle

Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.

Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.

by Irish don June 26, 2014

Bugger and piss

The chief goblin and golumite snowy Kie invented this phrase after he buggered and pissed 8 times in one day

*enters room*
Bugger and Piss!!

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

Proximity Piss

Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).

Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!

Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)

by AmberAle January 26, 2013

Piss-In Kitchen

Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.

Trish's new apartment in Tijuana has a Piss-In Kitchen.

by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010

Piss Panic

The panic one experiences when having to urinate in an urgent manner. The panic reaches its apex when the sufferer is physically getting closer to the bathroom, but has not yet emptied their bladder. This panic is generally accompanied by the inability to properly remove clothing in a timely fashion in order to urinate. This panic sometimes causes the sufferer to leak urine on their undergarments and beyond and can be visible to others.

"I'm so glad we pulled over so I could take a piss in the Taco Bell. I was in full 'Piss Panic' and couldn't get my zipper down fast enough. I actually pissed a little in my boxers because of my panic."

by Your Mom is a Molinari August 19, 2013