A “rusty peanut” is crude internet-era slang for a small, shriveled, discolored testicle—usually the result of extreme neglect, poor hygiene, old age, or some unfortunate medical/sexual mishap. The “rusty” part comes from the imagined orange-brown flakes of smegma, dried blood, or general filth that build up when someone hasn’t washed properly in weeks (or longer). “Peanut” emphasizes that it’s tiny, wrinkled, and pathetic-looking.
“After three months backpacking with no shower, dude pulled down his pants and revealed a pair of rusty peanuts so grimy they looked like they’d been marinated in ball-sweat and regret.”
by TullyisTully December 4, 2025
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I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky
Soothe
What is he
What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery
I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling
Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys
For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool
I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky
Soothe
What is he
What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery
I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling
Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys
For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool
by Jerfry Cool December 26, 2025
Get the Peanut Butter Jeffery mug.An unusual Sexual Roleplay game in which you, and your partner, act out a unique “consensual non-consent” fantasy involving the Dominant Partner placing a large peanut between the ass cheeks of the Submissive Partner, who is unable to resist or defend themselves (typically because they are physically weak to resist from severe illness, or exhaustion).
The Peanut Game continues with the Dominant Partner regularly “checking and inspecting” the condition and placement of the Large Peanut still located in the Submissive Partner’s rectal region. In between the “check ups”, the Dominant Partner may utilize pain, humiliation, or withhold medical services as a method of control for their own sexual pleasure. Traditionally, water guns are utilized to humiliate a Submissive Partner incapacitated by illness. Depending on the condition of the Submissive Partner… the physical, mental, or emotional pain caused by The Peanut Game can be so intense that it can result in the need for medical or hospital services (especially if the Submissive Partner needs to be rescued by his friend and admitted to the hospital).
The Peanut Game is considered a sub-genre of BDSM, and involves a special Master/Slave Relationship, and to some extent can mimic a pseudo Rape Play experience… Putting the Submissive Partner as "the victim", and the Dominant Partner as a Bill Cosby type position.
The Peanut Game continues with the Dominant Partner regularly “checking and inspecting” the condition and placement of the Large Peanut still located in the Submissive Partner’s rectal region. In between the “check ups”, the Dominant Partner may utilize pain, humiliation, or withhold medical services as a method of control for their own sexual pleasure. Traditionally, water guns are utilized to humiliate a Submissive Partner incapacitated by illness. Depending on the condition of the Submissive Partner… the physical, mental, or emotional pain caused by The Peanut Game can be so intense that it can result in the need for medical or hospital services (especially if the Submissive Partner needs to be rescued by his friend and admitted to the hospital).
The Peanut Game is considered a sub-genre of BDSM, and involves a special Master/Slave Relationship, and to some extent can mimic a pseudo Rape Play experience… Putting the Submissive Partner as "the victim", and the Dominant Partner as a Bill Cosby type position.
James almost died from playing The Peanut Game with a Crazy Latina during Covid… Luckily Matt came in and saved James by getting him to a doctor.
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This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
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I had my lady luck all the oeanut butter off me like a good peanut butter doggy and gave her a treat st the end
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