Dick Nose

Much like chinnuts, except while teabagging a hoe your dick lays on her nose. Thus giving her a dick nose.

I was dipping my nuts in this broads mouth last night and gave that hoe a straight dick nose.

by Joshau Newkirk September 14, 2008

no skin off my nose

something that you say which means you do not care about something because it will not affect you.

We can go in his car if he prefers. It's no skin off my nose.

by 4cid April 17, 2007

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 04, 2013

old fashioned nose game

Is when the original Nose Game rules are reversed so the first person to touch their nose loses and has to do the unfavorable task

"Old Fashioned Nose Game!" Sawyer yells
No one touches their nose except Greg, who does not know of the rules touches his nose first thinking he had won the game. Everyone laughs at Greg because he has lost.

by swarz777 December 09, 2013

the fingers to nose bridge technique

when a person is in a situation that has gone wrong .
generally do to stupied people doing dumb things.

the fingers to nose bridge technique.

he uses the fingers to nose bridge technique do to stress.

by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 25, 2019

squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

by Baloolabel April 12, 2011

i typed this with my nose

You're not special. I've done it too.

You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.

by insertpseidonym October 31, 2017