Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Paper

When someone or something is goody two shoes af and does everything by the book; A person that abides by all laws

These drivers here are paper af!!!

by Danie O. Love May 26, 2018

High paper

When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.

After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”

by stewartave January 21, 2022

Paper

They Hurt like Fuck when you cut yourself with them

"FUCK I GOT A PAPERCUT"

by Ads's best friend March 1, 2023

Paper

Paper

Just a piece of paper dunce face, what else would this be? A toy dildo? No

by Cloud.ze.fluffy.wolf May 2, 2020

Paper tiger

Vladimir Putin, a president of Russia, who during 3 years have been wasting millions of men and trillions of dollars of Russian economy on a war with a country that is 28 times smaller than Russia, and still hasn’t got any significant success. Instead, his war industry and the state of russian economy has degraded drastically, while all his political goals have become farther than they were before Putin initiated the invading war. Naming Putin a paper tiger reflects how all the scary image Russia had before appears to be ungrounded, even more so with every next day.

Trump to Putin: "I said to him, 'You know, you don’t look good. You’re four years fighting a war that should have taken a week. Are you a paper tiger?'"

by RamenGirl October 3, 2025

Paper

Slang used in contract negotiations and sales for the contracts themselves.

Microsoft Teams is growing so much bigger than Slack because they've got so much paper - they just bake it into their customers' next Microsoft Office contract.

by DoYouHaveAKlue August 19, 2022